mohammad qasaimeh
04-08-2008, 08:52 PM
Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
:
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
:
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
:
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
:
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
:
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
:
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
:
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause
:
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause
:
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause
:
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause
:
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause
:
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause
:
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.
Cause
:
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job